Tristan on the Track


So this is the story of when Tails Doll started Tristan on the Track.
It was a normal day. Nothing could go wrong. THEN, Tails Doll started Tristan on the Track. Sanic.EXE was there, too. He warned me when he flew into my house with his chickens that he stole from Ed. He warned me. He said, “WAKE UP SPONGE!!! CIDER SEASON IS ABOUT TO START!!” I knew what I had to do.
I jumped out of my window and saw Richard listening to music on his iPod. I asked him what he was doing and he responded, “Oh, I’m listening to TRISTAN ON THE TRACK.” 5 tongues came out of my mouth and I ran. The Imperial March started playing and Captain America jumped out of a spaceship. He said he was going to help me stop Tails Doll. BALLS!!! Darth Vader squished him with his fatness and then I saw Peter Griffin turn into your mom and cut Darth Vader’s head off.
I saw the Tails Doll in the distance. I became a tornado and caught him. That didn’t stop it, though. The Curse of the Sleeping Bag has already started. I saw ZALGO. I ran away, but he caught up to me. It turns out he was wearing a mask, and he was just a cop. He waved a doughnut in my face and said, “Do you take doughnuts?” I responded by slapping him and saying “GET OUT OF MY OFFICE, YELLOW MAN!!!” (He was white, but whateves.) He jumped up and said “SONIC R IS BETTER THAN SONIC 06, GOD DANGIT!!!”
Suddenly, I saw Rainbow Dash. She was going to his Tails Doll with her Sanic Rainboom. She didn’t have enough power, so the cop jumped on her. They crashed into Tails Doll, and the Curse of the Sleeping Bag was broken. So was the Ugly Barnacle.
~THE END~